Once apon a time there was this princess right? Well, the princess saw a frog! But it was no ordinary frog. It was a frog prince! It even wore a little crown on it's head! Well, the princess picked up the frog and they looked googely eyed at each other. And then the princess had frog legs for dinner! But then she got a tummy ache. And then she saw an old lady selling apple! The lady offered her an apple. It was all red and yummy looking. The princess thought long and hard but decided an apple wouldn't cure her tummy ache. So she gave the lady and wegie and took her wig because she was really bald! Well, the princess walked around her tummy still hurting and now holding this dumb wig. What was she to do? She went to see the witch doctor! She asked him what to do. He said oo ee oo ah ah and a bunch of other giberish. The princess grew bored because he obviously couldn't speak english. So she threw the wig at him and tossed him in the dungeon of her castle where she had her slaves preform random acts of kinkyness on him. Then she went through his stuff and sold it all in the black market and became a bazillionair! But it didn't cure her tummy ache. So she took pepto bismal.

Where do I fit into this story? I'm the the idiot in the background waving her hand like a lunatic at the camera!

Eating the little purple men who hide under my toenails

I go WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! And then I poke you and say "ACK!" and then I gnaw on your leg because you taste yummy. Yes you do. Yes! I said you do! YES YOU DO! Don't deny it! What do you mean I'm kinky? I am not kinky!